What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 18:12

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Is the Philippines PH a poor 3rd world or 4th world country forever and forever?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
Why does a narcissist act like it's nothing when they hurt you?
Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?